Our table was located right next to the dance floor so we were all dancing
away to the music and could still enjoy our drinks.
We went to the ladies loo’s – in it there was a toilet attendant
offering make up, perfume and a brush if you wanted to glam yourself up each
time you went in there. As I was powdering my nose a beautiful tall and slim
woman asked me if her make up looked ok. (It was the wonder bra model Caprice!)
Her skin was flawless and she new it! I said yes anyway and off I went back to
the my friends – one of them being my best friend Gaynor her husband Levi
( DJ name Levi Love) ; Levi told me Ziggy wanted my phone number. Levi
new Ziggy Lichman from the clubscene . Levi was a DJ in London ; and a brilliant
one at that - he had a residency at The Ministry of Sound, Isis, Fabric. He Dj’s
now mainly in the West End – Mahiki is a great club Prince William and
Harry go there quite often Levi has met them a few times – I used to get
all the celebrity gossip from Gaynor!
I had been single for the last six months Gaynor and Levi used to like
playing cupid but at the time I was enjoying being single and didn t want to
have a relationship with anyone – anyway Levi told me Ziggy wanted to take
me out on a date – I declined , he wasn’t really my type. As
I was explaing this to Gaynor a man came over to me held my hand and kissed
it . He wished me Happy Birthday, he had a friend who was stood behind
him his friend looked familiar but I couldn’t think who it was. I asked
how he knew it was my birthday he said he had been watching me for a while and
asked one of my friend s earlier. He was quite a handsome chap. Suddenly Gaynor
nudged me and said you are talking to Jenson Button – who’s Jenson
Button I asked. He’s the Formula 1 racing car driver and his friend
behind him is Michael Schumaker. She told me not to blow him out or she
would kill me! Levi and her loved Formula 1 – It’s not my thing though
. . Levi introduced himself to them both, discreetly I asked Gaynor if Jenson
had a girlfriend, she said he did and that they had been dating a couple of years.
I thought who does he think he is ! He was making out to me that he was single
and asked me to go out on a date with him. Politely I turned him down and
I fobbed him off .
We carried on drinking and dancing until it closed at 4 am. Outside the
club there were loads of illegal cab drivers trying to tout for business but
we rejected them all as I have heard loads of horror stories about illegal cabbies.
So we jumped in a black cab and made our way home.
The next day I had a hangover from hell! To cure a hangover they say a good fry
up does the trick, so I went to the local café and ordered the biggest
fry up on the menu. There in front of me in the News of the World was a picture
of Jenson Button and Michael Shumacker going home in a cab – the article
stated Jenson was out on the tiles trying to get over his break up with his girlfriend. They
had split up two weeks earlier!
Oh well he wasn’t lying when he said he was single – So Jenson if
your reading this I’m available for that date!!
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